This is the ninja turtle that they couldn’t air on TV. He’s both fast and furious, and after striking the pigeon, he drags him off into the drink, giving the bird a drowning worthy of hitman monkey. Most turtles are pretty slow, but the owner of this turtle has figured out that one of the best pet supplements is… other pets. Metapets* unite!
*a metapet would be a pet inside a pet, and yes, I totally just made that up.
I’m positive that at least a handful of these photos have been photoshopped. One of these cats has a head as big as it’s owner- a sure sign of photoshop trickery! Sadly, some of the photos are of animals that are truly obese. It makes me wonder if they sell diet pills for pets? I suppose they do. speaking of strange products for animals, I saw dog ice cream treats in the store the other day. It was placed right next to the people food, too!
I like to joke that our pets are little jungle kitties, then I saw this wild pet! It’s a real life jungle cat, and it’s a housecat! I just don’t envy these people when it feeding time comes around, because this feline still eats like a wild creature!
Alright Cinderellas and Cinderfellas, this is where your chariot turns back into a pumpkin- the next few pics are..kinda graphic. You’ll have to use the gallery to see what this thing eats.
Ch ch cheetos! This is a pretty funny parody of the chia pet. And if you think I’m off-topic here, this both food and pet related. It’s like I took both aspects of this blog and focused them with laser-like intensity. The only way it could be more finely tuned is if these was chia bacon cats. I think you’d have to make those in the microwave or on the stovetop. You’d totally need parental supervision to make those.
This morning, I had a pain in my ankle… I totally thought I had Plantar Fasciitis , but then I looked it up and I guess I have something else. Either way, I think I need to get more exercise. A little Wii fit goes a long way. Meh. I’m probably just going to sit here and blog some more.
