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I think this picture is old, but I don’t remember… yeah, I’ve seen tons of funny pictures in my day.

Who says ecstasy causes brain damage?

Hitman monkey drowns his sorrows with gallons of beer.

This is the ninja turtle that they couldn’t air on TV. He’s both fast and furious, and after striking the pigeon, he drags him off into the drink, giving the bird a drowning worthy of hitman monkey. Most turtles are pretty slow, but the owner of this turtle has figured out that one of the best pet supplements is… other pets. Metapets* unite!

*a metapet would be a pet inside a pet, and yes, I totally just made that up.

I had a dream about an ape-themed action show. It was a 70′s show called action ape. This monkey rode a motorcycle, wore one of those old style seventies motorcycle helmets and had gunfights with dudes in jumpsuits.