Hey Y’all, it’s my birthday. No, no… there’s no need to send my any gifts… but if you really want to, a million dollars would look nice in my wallet (hint,hint). Okay, that’s not gonna happen… how about if a million people gave me one dollar? That’s more likely, but still probably not gonna happen, right? Tough crowd! Well, all be damned if I spend my birthday trying to figure out which are the effective weight loss pills … I’ll just take them all and hope I don’t disappear… either due to me vanishing into thin air or becoming so hyperactive that I literally disappear, like a hummingbird’s wings. Now, it’s off to go play call of duty for me.
Here’s one tubby feline that has a hard time getting through the cat flap. This makes me wonder if someone out there makes kitty-cat weightloss pills ? Hey, I’ve seen a doggie treadmill, so stranger things have been sold. The sad thing is that the owners of this cat know that it is too fat to fit through the door. I hope that they put him on a kitty diet or at least install a bigger kitty door (maybe a small doggie door is called for ?).
Mmmm.. bacon shark…*drools* Well, it’s a damn good thing I have a backup genre (this is supposed to be a blog about cats and bacon, you know. Hey, as long as cats remain in style, we’re good to go.
This little kitty is a real talker! say something, and he/she replies. Of course, all it can say is “meow”, but hey, it’s cute, even if it is a little annoying. Hey, it sure beats the kitty cat mesothelioma video I was going to post. But seriously, there are a lot of kitty videos out there. Coughing cats, “talking” cats, you name it.
Now if only there was a bacon cat video, I think I’d be set for life. I could retire, call it a day, etc. Speaking of calling it a day… I just woke up and I already feel worn out. Guess that;’s what happens when you get old.
