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A guy is busted for stuffing his hyperactive cat inside a homemade bong. First off… how in the hell do you get caught doing something like this?

A man who tried to cool out his hyper cat by stuffing her into a boxlike homemade bong faces cruelty charges — and catcalls from animal lovers. Lancaster County sheriff’s deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday alleged they saw 20-year-old Acea Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, plastic glass box in which the cat had been stuffed.

“This cat was just dazed,” Sgt. Andy Stebbing said. “She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society.”

Source: afrojacks

I used to drive a forklift… I broke a thing or two, but nothing like this. The forklift driver was smart to run like hell… I had no clue that the whole thing was going to come tumbling down like that. Maybe he’s done this before? Actually, I imagine that the racks made a some scary sounds that clued him in.

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