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Excerpt from Bacon: Food Of The Gods:

Bacon. The word alone makes me salivate. When I sleep at night I enter a world of salty fried goodness.
Everything I see in this world is made of that wondrous substance known as bacon. Every doorway and wall is a gigantic strip of the precious salty stuff. Every waking hour I contemplate creative new ways to integrate this fabulous pork product into my diet.

I long to be reincarnated as a pig so that one day I too can become that which is likened to heaven itself. When I die, I will ask to be buried an a casket of naught but the finest bacon! And if by some strange twist of fate I am buried alive, then I shall feast upon my casket before I dig my way out.

See that part about creative new ways to integrate pork into my diet? Well it looks like someone beat me to the salty fried goodness that is bacon-wrapped twinkie stonehenge. It is all at once a monument, a meal, and dessert. It looks like the bacon is held in place with cheese, and if that’s the case, the creator of this meal is a genius. He needs to get one of those jobs in Las Vegas where all you do is invent awesome new foods to serve during shows. Um.. that is a real job, isn’t it? Please say yes.

a cat... fine too!

With as much cat and bacon goodness that oozes from every inch of this site, you’d think that searching for one or the other in Google would result in at least one page from this site showing up at the top of the list, but every phrase I try ends up with that picture of bacon taped to a cat.