WarKitty

This fish is clearly going over to the darkside. By the looks of things, a lot of these fish are doing this.

Now this is a guy who doesn’t know the meaning of the word quit. He’s the kind of guy who could survive a fortnight in a scary forest, surviving on little more than a handful of promotional products and a hunting knife. He could live on bugs and tree bark if he had to, but he’s so tough that all he has to do to get a meal is shout, and fish start hopping out of the river and into his campfire. They’d chew themselves for him if they could!

First up, we have a video of the rarely seen Oarfish. It’s the Longest. Fish. Ever. Your longcat just turned green with envy at this behemoth sea creature.

This cute fish is known as the mud puppy or waterdog. Cutest dinner ever?

Oh Hai… I just eated UR fishez.

All this fishy business makes me either want to go to a sushi bar or check out some beach vacation rentals for a weekend. Mkay.. back to the lulz.

Sushi made from Legos .. looks cool. Now, if only we could have legos made from sushi.

I can see the job listing for this one: “Get paid to lay down. Must enjoy seafood and have flat stomach”. I wonder if they cart her out on a stretcher?

Warning: Panda bento bowl may be too cute to eat