06.Feb.2009 Kid After The Dentist
They dentist must has given this kid some serious drugs for him to be this whacked out. What do kids need dental surgery for anyway- aren’t they all baby teeth? I was about to say something about not having teeth being better than the best diet pills that money can buy, but then I realized [...]
11.Apr.2008 Bacon: Food Of The Gods
Some of you may be wondering… why bacon? Of all the foods in the world, why pick bacon? Oh sure, I’ve considered beef jerky, pizza, coffee and many other tasty selections, but bacon is the king of the food chain, the most holy pork, the champion of foodstuffs. I even wrote a funny article about [...]