WarKitty » Coffee http://warkitty.com Thermometer Goes Where!?!? Sun, 13 May 2012 18:31:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Quick Joke http://warkitty.com/2009/05/quick-joke/ http://warkitty.com/2009/05/quick-joke/#comments Mon, 11 May 2009 07:35:10 +0000 admin http://warkitty.com/?p=1024 A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, “Well, we have the Parthenon”.

Arching his eyebrows the Italian replies, “We have the Coliseum.”

The Greek retorts, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.” The Italian, nodding in agreement, says, “But we built the Roman Empire.”

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, “We invented sex!”

The Italian replies, “That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women.”

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Cats: curing hangovers since 1936. Most people will tolerate the side-effect: hairballs.

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I’m not too sure about this new patio furniture you guys got. Do you really think this is safe?

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Can we turn the page already?

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Meta cat drinks your coffee.

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I will play for you the song of time and space. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow.

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It’s cat on the head guy! See video of him in action here: cat on head.

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So, I made this album called FreezerBurn, and then I realized that I didn’t have any money to pay my bills with… so instead of begging for spare change on the street corner, I thought I’d give this trialpay thing a try. First, check out a track from my album:

If you like this, you can download the whole album here , but you have to fill out some forms first. I’m not sure what exactly they are offering, but I set the price really low so you don’t have to do much, and I still get a few bucks for it. Hey, this thing took me a year to put together, and it won’t cost you anything to download it. You’ll be helping me pay the bills, and you get an album out of it.

Tracklist:
Ridin
Rain
Hiding in the freezer (the song you can up there^)
Ceremony
Sahara dreams
Frostbite
Coffee
Parson’s Groove
Electric Irie
Going Down

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