24.Mar.2009 Pissing Contest Champion
This little pooch has unmatched urinary prowess. This reminds me of a friend of mine who had a dog that would back his butt up onto bushes and drop a deuce on top of them.
11.Apr.2008 Bacon: Food Of The Gods
Some of you may be wondering… why bacon? Of all the foods in the world, why pick bacon? Oh sure, I’ve considered beef jerky, pizza, coffee and many other tasty selections, but bacon is the king of the food chain, the most holy pork, the champion of foodstuffs. I even wrote a funny article about [...]