I don’t know what it is about treadmills, but they tend to produce some of the funniest videos. Okay, the treadmills themselves aren’t making the video…you know what I mean. Anyway.. these cats are pretty funny on this treadmill. Makes me wonder what would happen if I introduced our cats to our treadmill. I think our cats would just look at it funny. That seems to be what cats do best.
According to this cartoon, the internet is evil. Pure, unadulterated evil. Remember that time you watched a montage of cats doing crazy stuff? That was totally stolen from America’s Funniest videos. You were stealing! Taking food right from the mouth of Bob Saget. You know that guy needs every bite he can get… I mean just look at him- he’s wasting away to nothing, and it’s all because of you! Poor guy, he can barely afford to keep his Lamborghini collection maintained. Oh, and that time you ordered discount bathroom vanities from the internet? Pure evil. It was probably made from wood taken from the rain forest or something like that. I swear. You disgust me! Now excuse me while I try to catch the most recent episode of Heros on youtube before they take it down.
Mmmm.. bacon shark…*drools* Well, it’s a damn good thing I have a backup genre (this is supposed to be a blog about cats and bacon, you know. Hey, as long as cats remain in style, we’re good to go.
I present to you… yet another piece of evidence that cats are ninjas.
This specimen is clearly a descendant of ancient ninjas, capable of scaling sheer walls and fire escapes. No wall is safe, no TV wall mount is invulnerable! If there’s something that this cat wants, and it is placed really high, this cat will get to it, even if it has to go all crouching tiger, hidden dragon to do it. With slow-mo flying action, and claws instead of swords!
This is my cat, Screech. She likes boxes. You wouldn’t know it from the way that she totally destroys this one! She unleashes her inner incredible hulk/Hulk Hogan when she obliterates this package. Sorry for the washy look- my video camera blows.
In the meantime, my wife keeps telling me that we need a new bed, and I’ve been trying to decide whether to get a memory foam mattress or a sleep number bed . We saw a twelve inch memory foam mattress at Sam’s Club for about $600. I think that either one has the potential to be destroyed by my cats, but at least the foam one won’t go flat.
This is my kitty, Sandy Cyclone. She has a magnetic collar that lets her open the cat door. The same cat door that keeps strange cats from sneaking in to our house and hiding under my bed. The magnet is really strong, as evidenced by this picture of Sandy dragging a spoon away. I’m always pulling little rusty nails, screws and bolts off of my cat’s collars.
