This is both totally awesome and freaking ridiculous at the same time. It’s an AK-47 made from bacon (more likely, it’s covered in bacon). Now, I’ve heard that too much bacon can kill you, but I don’t think this is what they meant.
This is freaking ridiculous
Everyone knows that bacon is the awesomest food on earth. The few people who might disagree are probably vegans, and if I cooked bacon for them, the might just convert. So, when I saw this Squeez Bacon, I knew I had to spread the word. Sure, they show it on a sandwich, but who am I kidding? I’m going to slurp it right from the bottle. Heck, I might just add it to my water and have a nice tall glass of bacon juice!
Behold, the bacon stuffed pizza burger. At first, I was like… what? Then I was like “Woah” as a wave of awesome came rushing over me, sucking me into the ocean of awesome that is the biggest, baddest burger I’ve ever laid eyes on. I looked at it and thought- I’d like to put that in my belly, but how am I supposed to get my mouth around it?
Mmmm.. bacon shark…*drools* Well, it’s a damn good thing I have a backup genre (this is supposed to be a blog about cats and bacon, you know. Hey, as long as cats remain in style, we’re good to go.