WarKitty

This is pretty awesome. I think that the fish jumped out of the water and bit that guy in the armpit. That’s one badass fish- easily worthy of being part of a ninja’s arsenal.

Could you imagine if there were ninja clowns? It would be the most terrifying kind of awesome. Pies would come from nowhere, clown cars would hold twice as many clowns as before, and the car would disappear in a puff of smoke once it was empty.

I can just see their battle now:

Clowninja A: “free my sister, or feel my wrath!” (squeeeks clown nose)

Clowninja B: “never!” He then starts chucking mini-pie ninja stars.

Just before the ninja stars reach him, Clowninja A disappears in a cloud of makeup and confetti. A bouquet of fake flowers are the only sign that he was even there. When Clowninja B goes to investigate, The flowers spray him with soda.

Wah wah wah waaahh

This reminds me of when I used to ride the pallet jacks at my old warehousing job.

So, I really like my motorola backflip… BUT… it has been giving me problems… it’s a great portable internet device, when it isn’t force closing apps… but it likes to commit the most unholy of abominations that a cellphone can do: it force closes on calls when I receive them. The phone was too new for these kinds of quirks to show up in cell phone reviews when I bought it.

Another gripe I have is that you have to slide this little graphic to answer calls, and it’s finicky- it makes answering calls really difficult, and I sometimes miss call because of it.

Now I’m locked into a two year contract with a phone that makes it really hard to answer calls- supposedly it’s main function, and it even sometimes crashes when I get phone calls! Surely when Motorola was testing their phones out, they had run into this? I mean, the phone is just a few months old! Makes me wonder if it’s just my phone, and if so, can I get a replacement? Sadly, this doesn’t happen every time I get a call… (wait, maybe that’s a good thing?) so it would be hard to prove if I took my phone in to get a replacement.

I’m not talking about wetting the bed like kids (and sometimes really old people) do- I’m talking about those bed mattress commercials where they show someone jumping up and down on the bed while a glass of wine rests on the other side. It occurred to me that you could probably never try that test out in a mattress store. I could see myself now: “but they did it in the commercial!” as the police drag me away. What is with that test, anyway? I guess it shows the level of isolation, which is nice, because my wife flops around the bed and shakes the whole thing… I think I just answered my own question.

As ridiculous as it sounds, the Piano TV actually exists. Rich people have all the cool stuff!