WarKitty

Even more fun than the intricacies of the English language- foreign interpretations of our language can be seriously funny. I’m sorry that you have a loose grasp of our language, but I love that you’re trying. I know that I couldn’t begin to learn Chinese or Japanese, so I probably shouldn’t laugh. Tell you what, you poke fun at us for needing diet supplements because we’re all fat, we’ll laugh at your accent and play down the fact that our pets=your dinner. Sound fair?

It’s funny how the English language works… especially when it comes how context can turn a word from innocent to evil. The pictures here are a prime example. Since Dick is a proper name, the word is totally acceptable. Remember when Dick Cheney ran for office? I swear that as the campaign progressed, that guy got younger and younger. I was beginning to wonder whether he was running for office, or trying to get hired as a wrinkle cream spokesman. We could just call it plan B.

I found this to be very funny. Some people are either too uptight or lack a sense of humor, and they’ll say this is not for them.

Now, I get that there are many Christians who are totally cool and laid back about it, but it’s the few bad apples that are ruining it for everyone. You know who I’m talking about… they’re really uptight and take everything way too seriously.

I fail to understand how someone who joins a religion that says it’s cool to drink wine before noon could become so anal retentive.

I haven’t held down a real, full time job for a few years, and when I first started freelancing, I used to stress out about not having enough money. I even went on a finance job search, but with the way the job market is these days, I think I’m better off doing my own thing. I’ve come to terms with my money situation lately. It seems that whenever I end up with a little extra money, an unexpected expense comes up, and whenever I think I won’t be able to pay the bills, just the right amount of money shows up. I’ve decided that I’m just lucky.

Allergy season is officially upon us here in Sunny Az. To make matters worse, I bought a used cat tree that smelled like a horse. I sprayed it down with febreeze and turned on my ceiling fan , but it was no use- the sneezing just wouldn’t stop! So, until I can muster up some motivation, our new cat tree currently resides in the garage. My plan of action is to spray it down with water or carpet cleaner and suck the juice out with a shop vac. Hopefully that helps.

Back when I bought and sold cars, I ran into a guy who did mobile detailing. You see, I had bought a car that smelled heavily of insecticide. I think the thing had a spider infestation. Actually, I know it did, because when I went to test drive it, there was a big, scary spider in the doorjam. And another one got washed away when I sprayed it down at the self serve car wash. Anyway, in order to make money from cars, I always clean them out really well. In this case, I just couldn’t bring myself to do it, so I hired this guy. He said he used this military grade spray disinfectant .. I think it was called X9 or something like that. He said that it killed pretty much everything. He went on to tell me that he used it on his athlete’s foot. Sure, it burned like hell, but his athlete’s foot was gone for a few weeks. In the end, he did an okay job of getting the stink out of the car.