At about the forty second mark, this guy gets sexually assaulted by a parrot. No joke. Except that it really is quite funny.

Screecher really likes her pet water fountain. She used to enjoy drinking from the bathroom faucet, so we decided to get her a fountain. As you can tell, she’s quite the fan of it… I think she’s imagining herself in the Serengeti here.

Yet another pic of screech relaxing… she looks pretty happy here.

Sleeping Screech strikes again… Instead of buying her a pet bed, we let her sleep in a laundry hamper with an old bathrobe in it for padding.

Finally, a picture of Sandy… she’s napping, too. You’d think we had a eucalyptus plantation in the backyard from all the sleeping pics I got! They’re not always like this, I swear!

Yet another snoozing cat.. it’s the best time to photograph them, you know

So… I guess you could say that these two cats have a good thing going here… all the food you can eat… a dog-proof home , and occasionally, they catch a lizard… okay, I’m not too crazy about the lizard part…

We stopped buying cat toys for them once we say that they have as much fun chasing milk bottle tops and q-tips as they do with real cat toys. Our last cat used to hunt birds, and I wasn’t too crazy about that… he was even tormenting someones pet cockatoo that had somehow escaped from it’s bird cage. Our cat’s a re a bit more mellow now, but I had to save a baby bird from little Sandy just a week ago…

After seeing the movies bolt and bedtime stories, I thought it would be cool to get a guinea pig. I think it’s a guinea pig… I’m talking about the big pet rodent… I hear that they get along with cats pretty well. I’d like a bunny, too… but my wife is allergic to them.