09.Aug.2010 Wetting The Bed

I’m not talking about wetting the bed like kids (and sometimes really old people) do- I’m talking about those bed mattress commercials where they show someone jumping up and down on the bed while a glass of wine rests on the other side. It occurred to me that you could probably never try that test out in a mattress store. I could see myself now: “but they did it in the commercial!” as the police drag me away. What is with that test, anyway? I guess it shows the level of isolation, which is nice, because my wife flops around the bed and shakes the whole thing… I think I just answered my own question.