22.Aug.2010 Fish Hadouken

This is pretty awesome. I think that the fish jumped out of the water and bit that guy in the armpit. That’s one badass fish- easily worthy of being part of a ninja’s arsenal.

Could you imagine if there were ninja clowns? It would be the most terrifying kind of awesome. Pies would come from nowhere, clown cars would hold twice as many clowns as before, and the car would disappear in a puff of smoke once it was empty.

I can just see their battle now:

Clowninja A: “free my sister, or feel my wrath!” (squeeeks clown nose)

Clowninja B: “never!” He then starts chucking mini-pie ninja stars.

Just before the ninja stars reach him, Clowninja A disappears in a cloud of makeup and confetti. A bouquet of fake flowers are the only sign that he was even there. When Clowninja B goes to investigate, The flowers spray him with soda.

Wah wah wah waaahh