10.Jan.2010 I Suppose Horses Don’t Like The Rain, Either
There’s a place near my house that sells horse clothes. Perhaps I could go the highbrow route and say that they are purveyors of fine equestrian apparel . Except I would never say that, because they’re right next door to a biker bar. Let’s just say that makes it less than upscale. Anyway, this place is like Old Navy for horses. They have a equine mannequin outside of their store, and they dress it up differently as the seasons pass, promoting clothes that match the weather.
Horse owners may get to do parades and shows, but I’ll have the last word when I break out the gerbil shirt! And that last word will be “have you seen a gerbil around here?” Or possibly “ouch!”
