January 20, 2010
Chow Down!
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My roommate is having a colonoscopy. This means that he had to fast for a day, then they gave him something that basically gave him diarrhea. It’s almost like a cruel joke from medical science, just for him! Either that, or it’s their way of “jumping him in”.
You see, he just started taking advantage of his veteran’s benefits. I’m thinking that instead of letting him select from a fine selection of weight loss formulas and diet programs, they’re kicking him down a hill and shouting out “Welcome to the club, fatty!”
But seriously- this guy needs to lose about 80 pounds. And stop belching whenever he walks down the hallway.
