11.Nov.2009 Two Guys Walk In To A Salon…

There’s something wrong with guys who wear makeup. Take these two guys for example. They could probably tell you what the best under eye creams are, and that’s just wrong. Heck, I ran into a cop that got horribly burned in a car crash, and even he didn’t wear makeup, so I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that problem skin isn’t a good excuse. Here’s a short list of guys who wear makeup as part of their job:

Clowns
Mimes
Transvestite Whores
Politicians
Actors
News Anchors

As you can see, that’s a pretty scary group. I wouldn’t want to be stranded on a desert island with any of these characters, let alone be associated with them via the use of makeup. Which reminds me- whatever happened to metrosexuals? I’ve never seen one, and I’m beginning to think that they were just a figment of the media’s imagination… either that or a bunch of news anchors got together and came up for an excuse for them to keep wearing their makeup off-camera.