10.Nov.2009 Gender Stuff

At the local auction house that I go to, it’s obvious that men and women are attracted to different kinds of products- the morning auction has tools and electronics- and it’s about %99 men in attendance. Most days, it’s actually a full hundred percent, but every now and then a lady will show up and skew the numbers. Sure, ladies like MP3 players just as much as guys do, but they don’t want to sit around through an hour of power tool sales to snatch one up.

At night, just the opposite happens- the furniture auction is about %80 female. I suspect that some of the men are just brought along to haul the stuff off after everything is said and done.

My next observation is that men are obsessed with genitalia- and not just female organs. Guys love a good double entendre about any sexual body part. I’d like to add that if it weren’t for men’s near-constant pre-occupation with all things sexual… we’d probably be extinct.

I’ve had days just like the picture below… screw it up bad enough and you might as well shave it all and start with a clean slate.