16.Mar.2009 Monday Morning Maths!

Most of you are probably celebrating Spring Break right now, but that doesn’t mean you should forget about your maths. This video esplaines the impotence of the maths. Maybe next week I’ll find a vid about spelling and grammar.

Last night I had a dream. Not like the MLK kinda dream, more like the “I passed out from allergy pills and nyquil” kind of dream. I had a dream that I was late to work… like really, really late. In my dream, I woke up around one in the afternoon, and asked my boss if it would be okay if I took the next day off as well. This might have been a nightmare, except I don’t actually have a job. I do actually have insomnia, and I’d rather not waste my day sleeping until 1 in the afternoon (because I was up until 2AM), so when I started to wake up, I got my ass out of bed. That, and I had to pee. I hate peeing in bed more than I hate sleeping all day.

Why can’t I dream about Outer Banks rentals and sea cruises like everyone else? At the very least, the nyquil should come with a warning label that says you may have strange dreams involving being invisible and battling jumpsuit-wearing monkeys in a Seventies detective show. I guess what I’m really trying to say here is:

Do you like tacos?