26.Feb.2009 The Internet Is Evil

According to this cartoon, the internet is evil. Pure, unadulterated evil. Remember that time you watched a montage of cats doing crazy stuff? That was totally stolen from America’s Funniest videos. You were stealing! Taking food right from the mouth of Bob Saget. You know that guy needs every bite he can get… I mean just look at him- he’s wasting away to nothing, and it’s all because of you! Poor guy, he can barely afford to keep his Lamborghini collection maintained. Oh, and that time you ordered discount bathroom vanities from the internet? Pure evil. It was probably made from wood taken from the rain forest or something like that. I swear. You disgust me! Now excuse me while I try to catch the most recent episode of Heros on youtube before they take it down.