07.Feb.2009 Hangovers Cured By Kitties?

‘Course not. Though that would be mighty interesting, they have no power to cure the beating of drums in my head. I tested this theory by doing the following things: 1. Get drunk. Dead drunk. Drunk enough to sleep with a quadriplegic.

2. Wake up the next morning/Get out of bed in the morning, gently storing sleeping quadriplegic in closet. 3. Take a bath in kitties.(Bad results, turns out, they don’t like soap!)

4. Rub kitties all over my face in efforts to absorb their kitty…jedi powers..

Well..that doesn’t work either. I reach for a cup of coffee(black, like the way I like my tires) and bring it to my face…only to be met with two kitties…staring at me…so cute…

Guess I will never find a way for kitties to cure my headache, even though they DO have a cure for Herpes. Trust me, I have used them quite enough. Only thing left to do is go curl up in bed at the fetal position and watch Rosie O’Donnell make a fool out of herself. Second hand, naw…That would probably make me want to kill myself.