Observations
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know you are broke?
Whose idea was it to put an “S” in the word “lisp”?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their butt when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
