18.Feb.2008 Crazy Kitten

I was selling my Wife’s PC a while back, and we had two kittens. A couple in their twenties came over to look at the PC.

While they were checking out the PC, one of our kittens was checking out this woman’s spandex. Before I could do anything, the kitten had leapt onto this woman’s thigh and was firmly latched on.

The woman screamed bloody murder. I mean, she let out one of those shrieks you only hear in horror movies that sound so fake. I’ve never heard anyone scream like that in real life.

Not only did this shock me, but it scared the kitty as well- as quickly as the cat had attached itself to the woman’s leg, it had disappeared under the bed.

The couple did not buy the PC, and the kitten never tried to climb anyone’s leg again.