Tennets Of DOTHWK
The DOTHWKi live by a few simple rules… and many, less simple, very subtle guidelines…
1) Cats are king. Our mascot is the feline. They are even mentioned in the name of the cult…erm …clan.
2) No dogs allowed! We are rampantly anti-canine and pro-feline, though some exceptions can be made… especially if you happen to go by the name of wolfy42.
3) Bacon=gold. Though you can substitute the precious commodity of your choice. Diamonds work well, as they are priced like bacon: The smaller the pieces, the cheaper they are per ounce.
4) Peas are equal to or lesser than bacon. If they’re frozen, you get bonus points. I don’t know why… ask wolfy.
5) Insanity is requirement for entry into the clan. Intelligence too. A demonstration of one or the other is required in the application process.
6) Spies: We welcome all snoopers into our premises.
7) War: We are simultaneously at war with and have a truce with all other clans. Doesn’t make sense? See #5.
I think this sums it up nicely. Now, I’m just going to wait for the brethren to come join this madness.
December 18th, 2009 at 6:25 am
Haha. Ya know.. I think I have seen some dog related posts on some more recent posts.. hmmm >:|
..or maybe that was a different website…
December 22nd, 2009 at 12:55 pm
Yeah… I guess I let the dogs out 8P