WarKitty

found at skirmisher

This cat is truly the roomba master. Now if only there was a skateboard riding cat, feline internet domination would be complete.

This cat does tricks just like a dog! Only problem is, it won’t come when you call it. I kid, I kid.

Yesterday, my wife and I forgot to leave the bedroom door ajar, and both of our cats were locked in the room with us. At 6:30 AM, my wife gets up mumbling about something stinking. I thought she farted. It turns out that one of the cats left a stinky pile in our room. After some searching, we found it- in the shower. I have to say that this is the best possible place to find feline fecal matter. One of our cats plays in the box spring mattress, and I worried that it was in there, or somewhere deep under the bed.

I knew there was something fishy about this guy from the start! It turns out the Barrack Hussein Obama is considering a Labroodle as his new pet. I think it’s a labrador-poodle mix.

I have to admit, it’s kinda cute- for a dog. He looks really playful. I mean Obama.

I really wanted the picture of him running on the beach, but Obama’s Labroodle is clearly sitting in a field of grass. I would have photoshopped in a field of grass here, but I got lazy. I suppose I could have had the doggie’s bottom half in the water with Obama. That would have been cool.

Darn, it! Why do I always come up with this stuff when I’m already halfway through the post? The Labroodle looks like a fun beach dog, too. I bet he’d fetch frisbees all day long, and I like playing frisbee, even if there is a dog on the receiving end. No- especially if there is a dog on the other end… Maybe there is some hope for this guy (and his Labroodle) after all.

These incredible cat hideouts come in three adventurous varieties: a firetruck for the cat that doesn’t fear water, and airplane for the cat that always lands on it’s feet, and a tank for the tough as nails feline in your home! Click the image for a larger view.

source, via

NSFW? Muppet sex

I made this song and video. I’m giving a new meaning to the phrase bacon rap (bacon wrap). The song is about bacon. The video is about Kermit. He really likes bacon. Maybe too much… if there is such a thing.