I love how the owners of this car can afford to pay for a vanity plate that states their poverty level. I wonder if they’re collecting disability insurance or welfare while wasting dough on vanity plates.. This reminds me of those Katrina survivors who were wasting their government issued funds on strippers and expensive purses. I think if I was going to get a vanity plate, it would say “GO TSE”. Now that would be an awesome vanity plate.
Look ma, no brakes!
This anteater has some serious attitude. I was thinking about getting a pet anteater.. but then I realized that it would probably be a bit difficult to get my hands on one.
I’ve never heard a rap song about bicycles with loud radios, but I’vew seen a handful of bicycle stereos online…
There’s some really cool stuff going on in this kaleidoscope. Not since the invention of the gameboy has so much awesome been packed into a pocket-sized contraption. I bet this thing could do just about anything- fix cars, cure impotence, or you can rub it on your face for acne treatment . It works, I swear. This video reminds me of the time that I passed out in yoga class and dreamed I met Yoda. I’ve never felt more enlightened!
This is some odd stuff… dude is listening to food and eating words. I eat me own words all the time, so that doesn’t seem too terribly odd. What is strange is how all that stuff is pouring out of their home stereo speakers.. It makes me wonder if they make incontinence supplies for home stereos? That would be epic. Then again, putting a diaper over your woofer would probably make the sound a bit muddy… no pun intended.
There was a German, an Italian and an Irishman on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
1. to be shot
2. to be hung
3. to be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death.
So the German said, “Shoot me right in the head.”
Bang! (he was dead instantly).
Then the Italian said, “Just hang me.” (Snap, he was dead.)
Then the Irishman said, “Give me some of that AIDS stuff.”
They gave him the shot, and the Irishman fell down laughing. The guards looked at each other and wondered what was wrong with this guy. Then the Irishman said, “Give me another one of those shots,” so the guards did. Now he was laughing so hard, tears rolled from his eyes and he doubled over.
Finally the warden said, “What is wrong with you?”
I just love Indian media… at least the stuff that makes it to the internet… it’s usually made of up pure awesome. I think the only thing that could improve this video would if if they made skeletor play piano on stage. I think that would make my day. Since that didn’t happen, I’ll just have to listen to some Bhangra and pretend. Makes me want to burn it to disk and start ridin… yeah, that’s how I roll- with a posse dressed in crazy red and yellow outfits… and they always dance. Word.
