William and Sly

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William and Sly is a fun platform game where your goal is basically to collect stuff. As simple as it sounds, the game is quite fun. I was supposed to be finding cheap car insurance when I found this game and ended up spending the last half hour playing it. I guess this is why I don’t have a real job, ay?

Anyway, you play a fox, and you have to collect these ‘fireflies’ in order to unlock teleportation stones. Watch out for the toad , because it will eat your fireflies. You’ve been warned!

Play William and Sly [newgrounds]

I Hate Captchas

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Captchas blow. What’s worse than filling out captchas? The fact that the real hackers/spammers have the tools to defeat them. This causes the captcha creators to make even tougher captchas, producing stuff that humans cannot pass, yet software can crack it anyway.

You know what also sucks? I’ve run into rare instances where the word shown in the captcha and the word that they wanted me to input were not the same, making it literally impossible for me to sign up/whatever it was I was doing.

Engrish

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Even more fun than the intricacies of the English language- foreign interpretations of our language can be seriously funny. I’m sorry that you have a loose grasp of our language, but I love that you’re trying. I know that I couldn’t begin to learn Chinese or Japanese, so I probably shouldn’t laugh. Tell you what, you poke fun at us for needing diet supplements because we’re all fat, we’ll laugh at your accent and play down the fact that our pets=your dinner. Sound fair?

Fun With Censorship

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It’s funny how the English language works… especially when it comes how context can turn a word from innocent to evil. The pictures here are a prime example. Since Dick is a proper name, the word is totally acceptable. Remember when Dick Cheney ran for office? I swear that as the campaign progressed, that guy got younger and younger. I was beginning to wonder whether he was running for office, or trying to get hired as a wrinkle cream spokesman. We could just call it plan B.

Half and Half

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I found this to be very funny. Some people are either too uptight or lack a sense of humor, and they’ll say this is not for them.

Now, I get that there are many Christians who are totally cool and laid back about it, but it’s the few bad apples that are ruining it for everyone. You know who I’m talking about… they’re really uptight and take everything way too seriously.

I fail to understand how someone who joins a religion that says it’s cool to drink wine before noon could become so anal retentive.

I Always Have *Just Enough* Money

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I haven’t held down a real, full time job for a few years, and when I first started freelancing, I used to stress out about not having enough money. I even went on a finance job search, but with the way the job market is these days, I think I’m better off doing my own thing. I’ve come to terms with my money situation lately. It seems that whenever I end up with a little extra money, an unexpected expense comes up, and whenever I think I won’t be able to pay the bills, just the right amount of money shows up. I’ve decided that I’m just lucky.

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